Help Feed Los Angeles Women - 2010 Best Charity
Help Feed Los Angeles Women - 2010 Best Charity

Have you ever witnessed a superficial attractive woman reach for her purse to pay for something?

I have.  And the experience continues to haunt me...


We guarantee that no less than 80% of each
dollar donated goes towards our cause.
The remaining portion covers therapy
and antidepressants for our volunteers.


Help Feed Los Angeles Women

At this very moment, thousands of superficial attractive women in the greater Los Angeles area are at risk. Have you ever witnessed a superficial attractive woman reach for her purse to pay for something?

I have. And the experience continues to haunt me. That is the principal reason for my founding Help Feed Los Angeles Women (HFLAW) shortly after relocating to Los Angeles. For the last 11 years we have worked tirelessly to fight against the needless horror of superficial attractive women expending sincere effort.

Together we can make a difference. Together we can prevent the horror.


The Epidemic

As we all know, life here in Los Angeles is expensive. Essentials such as tanning, spa days, Lady Gaga ringtones, posh hair salons, pedicures, and trendy restaurants are sometimes out of reach for superficial attractive women.

Exacerbating the problem is the reality that superficial attractive women need to have all of these bare necessities in order to thrive.

What good is the expensive dinner at the latest trendy Los Angeles nightspot without a killer tan and a relaxing day at the spa?

Hopefully this drives home the need for HFLAW.


The Solution

The bottom line is that we need your financial support and that of people just like you. We realize there are other worthy causes out there. But these are attractive women. And without your help, they will be just as vapid as before, but a little less attractive.

For your convenience, click on the PayPal button at the top of the page to make your secure tax-deductible contribution. Any amount is appreciated, though our clients tend to prefer large donations.

Or you can contact us for our mailing address if you prefer to donate gift cards, gift certificates, cash, movie tickets, new unopened shoes, keys to timeshares, or housing deposits. See our email address at the bottom of the page.

Your donations enable us to heal the pain in the undersized hearts of superficial attractive women. Put that purse down! With your help, our volunteers will make that happen.


The Help Feed Los Angeles Women Bracelet

Help Feed Los Angeles Women Bracelet

For those of you who provide us with talent agent contacts that land one of our clients a part in a film that grosses more than $50 million, we will send you the HFLAW bracelet.

This beautiful bracelet is 100% handmade and organic, crafted from the testicles of our devoted volunteers. We apply a chrome treatment to the testicles to bring out the luster you see in the photo. But don't delay your donation, as our supply of testicles is limited.